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theillustriousxander:

shes-justlikethe-weather:

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

UR STILL FUGLY

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sorryfreudianslip:

critical-perspective:

sgtspaghettio:

iwatchedithappen:

theblackheiress:

megamilotic:

lavidapoliglota:

“don’t you get your languages mixed up?”

yeah all the time in fact in my latest Japanese essay I got 0% because I wrote the entire thing in Spanish and my parents are getting increasingly frustrated because I keep talking to them in German rather than British Sign Language

my friend is fluent in english, french, italian, portugese, german, dutch, russian and is learning spanish and latvian, and the other day he went into starbucks in england, ordered a latte in german, corrected himself in dutch and the poor barista looked at him in terror

I wrote the entire WRITTEN EXPRESSION part of my Spanish test in French, read over the whole exam like 3 times and didn’t notice

my friend has like 7 or 8 siblings and they’re all fluent in about 6 or 7 languages, and they’ll all be spitting out sentences and remarks and requests in different languages and their parents get so confused. One of them handed in an AP test that started in german and ended in italian

Goals

Wish I could fuck up this gloriously.

In biology during jeopardy I started writing down the answers in Russian and calling them out in French that was Hell

(via creativity-happened)

browninbalmain:

palestinianflower:

sari-squats:

strsdout:

pakistan365:

this is terrible.

What the fuck

this is so sad

this broke my heart

this is not okay

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startrekrenegades:

thebestoftumbling:

Cat ownership in a nutshell. (x)

[Person: Lookit this fucker.

Cat: *muffled meowing*

Person: He’s got a cat door - *clicks light* - that he can come in. But nope! He wants to come in the door!

Cat: *muffled meow*

Person: You wanna come in the door? Y'wanna come in? Alright, watch this - *door squeaks open* WELCOME to the house, Joe! Come on in–

Cat: *runs away, jingling*

Person: You FUCKER!!]

(via stabs)

katy-l-wood:

Super quick doodle comic done over breakfast about my feelings on the current state of things.

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kylroren:

What does your heart tell you?

(via rooooro)

micdotcom:

After Darsh’s photo was used in an Islamophobic “joke,” the internet rallied around him in love and respect. His response on MSNBC is the definition of poise and rising above the hate.

(via unescapable)

andrewbelami:

I’m crying whose grandma is this

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